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Now things are starting to settle down in
the neighborhood, but I still haven't figured out what to do about the
son, my new brother-in-law. His rugged good looks and tough-guy antics are
causing an uproar amongst the female population of my town. Unsure what
else to do, I challenge the city's mayor to a duel, best him, and assume
control. I immediately pass into law measures prohibiting male
shirtlessness in public, but to no avail. When my police force attempts to
arrest the son at one of his rock concerts, his raw sex appeal wins over
the female officers, and they form their own rebel faction to challenge my
mayorship. This bad-boy act of defiance increases his appeal with the
ladies still further. It's clear he must be stopped.
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