The family has three children. One is a toddler, but the other two are in their early twenties, both very attractive, neither very shy. The son has tattoos and chiseled abs, and drives all the local girls crazy singing shirtless in a local rock band. On hot days, the daughter parades her voluptuous figure around the front yard in a skimpy bikini, laying out to sunbathe in full view of the road. She rubs lotion over her body just a little too slowly, a little too silkily