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I don't
see any obvious signs pointing to a manger's office, but my destination
seems clear enough. Whoever or whatever I'm looking for, I'll find them at
the very top of this place.
I make my
way to the escalator in the center of the room. It accommodates eight people
standing shoulder to shoulder. I can feel massive engines thrumming under
my feet as the steps ascend.
Looking to
my left or right, I can see down the aisles as I pass them, and I notice
that the merchandise becomes progressively more strange with each level.
On the first few it's just odd health food
and exotic produce. Then I begin to see snack packages with pictures of
people wearing expressions of horror, or breakfast cereal boxes with cheerfully
drawn cartoons depicting frightened children running from some unseen
pursuer. Then kitchen utensil aisles lined with bizarre, curvy machines
made of wood and cast iron, some with crablike metal legs. Then produce
sections full of unfamiliar vegetables with too-bright colors and strange
growths that almost resemble appendages. Then a meat aisle with whole
newborn calves in plastic-wrapped, styrofoam packages,
and a butcher's glass case with displays of small animals that I can't
actually identify, strange things with smooth skin and huge eyes, some of
which twitch occasionally. By the time I am nearing the top floor of the
ziggurat, the aisles contain things so alien that I am unable to look at
them.
Impossible shapes, nauseating colors, and twisted, abstract forms with no
dimension, a queasy, rippling menagerie straight out of a deep fever
dream. I have to close my eyes to avoid vomiting.
Finally, I
arrive at the top level, and find myself in a bare white room. I am alone.
The shoppers riding the escalator with me had been steadily dwindling as I
ascended, and the last one stepped off just before the fever dream floors.
There are no guards or clerks here, just the white walls, featureless
except for a door at the end.
I walk
toward the door and stop in front of it. It looks like any ordinary office
door. The lettering on the frosted glass window reads:
SAFEWAY
HEAD OFFICE
Employees
Only
I test the knob, and find it
unlocked. I push the door open, and step
inside.
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