STASHING MY SEVERED ARM BEHIND SOME BOXES, I CASUALLY WALK OUT OF THE AISLE. THE AGITATED CROWD GIVES ME A CURSORY GLANCE, AND THEN BEGINS SEARCHING THE AISLES, LOOKING AROUND WITH PUZZLED LOOKS ON THEIR FACES. THEY PERSIST FOR ABOUT FIVE MINUTES, THEN THEY ALL SHRUG AND GO BACK TO THEIR SHOPPING.

AS I STAND THERE SPURTING BLOOD FROM MY RAGGED STUMP ALL OVER THE WHITE FLOOR, I WONDER IF THIS WHOLE SITUATION COULD BE MADE INTO A BRILLIANT METAPHOR FOR THE HUMAN CONDITION. BUT THEN I REALIZE THAT WOULD BE SILLY AND POINTLESS, AND I PROCEED TO THE CHECKOUT COUNTER CLUTCHING A NEW PAIR OF THERMAL UNDERWEAR UNDER MY REMAINING ARM.

 

 

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